

#COUSIN EDDIE DRIVER#
After the ATVs are destroyed, the force field is deactivated, and Eddy breaks through his driver side window while summoning the help of his "boys", five of them appearing through the remaining windows armed with shotguns and the sixth on top of the vehicle manning the top-mounted flamethrower. Initially, Cousin Eddy deploys four ATVs to attack the player and erects an impenetrable force field around his own vehicle. This special can only be used in story mode.

So he wandered off in search of more shiny things and more things to smash. After he'd finished his smashing, the place was kind of lonely, though. Eddy only had two loves: "smashin' things" and collecting "shiny things." By 13, he owned all the shiny things in Sour Creek. Eddy was the strongest man in town by the time he was 10, though his malformed, inbred brain had stopped developing at age three. He's a textbook case of what can go wrong when cousins marry cousins. Clark, I’d like to try to fumigate this here chair, it’s a good quality item.Cousin Eddy was born in a backwater Ozark pigsty called Sour Creek, which you won't find on any map.If it isn’t too much I’d like to get somethin’ for you Clark, somethin’… real nice.Your company kill all them people in India not too long ago?.You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants, you know what I mean?.She falls down a well, her eyes go cross.If this gets dented then my hair just ain’t gonna look right.
#COUSIN EDDIE TV#
If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin’ that hockey player.He thinks that next year he’ll be guessing people’s weight or barkin’ for the yak lady. Last season he was a pixie dust spreader on the Tilt-A-Whirl.I don’t know if I should go sailin’ down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.

Thank you, John Hughes, for giving Eddie some of the funniest holiday lines ever: A thorn in Clark Griswold’s side, Eddie shows up unexpectedly at Clark’s house lighting ceremony and the merriment begins. Randy Quaid has appeared in over 90 films, but many of his most quotable lines are as “Cousin Eddie” in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
